*REQUEST* Im on a soccer team in college and theres a concert that is playing about 2 hours away from where i go to school but we have a soccer game that very night. Im a freshman and rarely play in games i need excuse to tell my coach so i can miss the game and go to the concert. Anything?

*REQUEST* I need an excuse for missing school for 2 1/2 weeks. I don't really know to say except for being out of town due to a family emergency. :/ Anything better?

I made my homework paper into a paper airplane, and it got hijacked.

I came to work naked because you always say "I want to see your ass in here at 8! ".

I would pay for dinner but I just got back from India and I only have rupees.

I ran over a deer. Afterwards i helped him up, and nursed him back to life.

my compassion for the little boy helped me to give him 2000000 dollars.

I wanted to help the kittens so i bought them all

Today, I decided to help an old friend out of a jam by letting them stay in my place. He recently found a job and will back on his feet soon!

Today, I helped my dad sell his car. I helped him fix it up and then found someone to buy it.

My mom asked my brother to do the dishes, but he had to go to an important meeting for school, so instead of him getting in trouble I helped him out and did it for him. He better be happy.

I helped an old lady cross the street, she seemed really happy to have a friend to talk to. I hope my compassion helped her out.

I was trying to get my gun back from the police.